Definitions by AnOnYmOuS

longwanger 

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them

Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch

longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004

loof 

The opposite meaning as the word fool.

You are so intelligent! You are a loof!

loof by Anonymous May 24, 2004

laird 

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

laird by Anonymous May 23, 2004

Splat

1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.

Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.

Splat by Anonymous May 23, 2004

Bullshitting 

The art of bullshit, or writing an entire report/making up something on the spot in which you know nothing about.

You can bullshit to your parents, your english teacher, your PA, anyone if you're good enough.

Bullshitting by anonymous May 23, 2004

super troopers 

A comedy about a group of inept highway troopers, from the comedy team Broken Lizard. It stars Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, Kevin Heffernan, and Eric Stolhanske.

Super Troopers is a funny movie.

super troopers by anonymous May 23, 2004

SomeBuddy

A thoughtful human being which enjoys simulating pokemon matches

Somebuddy likes his pottery.

SomeBuddy by anonymous May 23, 2004