donk

a donk is another for a stupid fuckin idiot

oh my gosh wayne is a donk

by anon April 15, 2005

trough lolly

an individual who is known for regularly spending a suspicious amount of time in mens toilets at bars/clubs

***** is such a trough lolly

by anon June 09, 2003

Skem

Short for skelmersdale.

1. A place kinda near liverpool.
2. A shit hole.
3. A place with fuck all to do.

'Fucking hell, theres fuck all to do in skem'
'Skem is a shit hole'

by anon April 26, 2005

pegging

The act of forcefully throwing something at a person, where the projectile makes a solid connection.

"Oh dude, I totally pegged that kid in the nose with my softball, it was hilarious!"

by anon October 08, 2004

cunt hound

a guy who beds any girl he wants.

Colin Farrell is the most unstoppable cunt hound out there.

by anon May 13, 2005

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

sweetmate

See "Chav". They mean the same thing. Burberry wearing trash with many kids and a love of cheap and trashy objects. Usually of caucasian descent. English equivalent of an american hillbilly.

People who appear on "Trisha". A Low-Brow show.

by anon May 13, 2005