America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

ecumomics

A postmanteau of economics + cumming: the 'study' of sexual partners; analysis of one's socio-sexual circumstances from a supply-and-demand point of view.

A person experiencing a high demand for sexual action from multiple prospective partners is said to be in a good ecumomic position: "Oh man, she is going out with five guys at the moment. I'd kill to be in her ecumomic situation!"

Conversely, one without any sexual prospects at a given time is said to be in ecumomic drought: "Oh my god, NO chicks are into me right now! I feel like I'm in an ecumomic recession... there are no jobs out there for me right now."

(Ecumomic is the most frequently applied form of ecumomics.)

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.

"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

Merry Chestmas

In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.

"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

circumference

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.

After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

snowga

Literally, yoga done in the snow or while it's snowing.

After I finish shoveling the driveway, let's get some fresh air and practice some snowga!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 26, 2014

circumnavigate

To have sex on every continent, hence to cir-cum-navigate.

Finally! My wife and I have always wanted to circumnavigate the Earth. We finally took this cruise to Antarctica, and when they finally let us off we did it! The best part is you can just finish anywhere and no one will notice because everything's all white.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 19, 2015

bitchelorette

A bachelorette who's a real bitch to guys

Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015