4 definitions by Always Obsessing
The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.
2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.
2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.
1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.
Person B: (meows nervously)
2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.
Person B: (meows nervously)
2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.
by Always Obsessing July 14, 2023
A crowd so big and dense that you have to get in a line just to walk anywhere.
Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.
Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.
Forget it. I'm not waiting an hour just to walk around and get into another line. I'm staying away from that Gideon Crowd!
by Always Obsessing December 30, 2022
1. Living in a home or operating a business in a run down building, without doing any repairs or renovations to the building; keeping things that were outdated long ago.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.
Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.
Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.
1. How does that business stay alive? The place is falling apart, and the owner isn't fixing anything. The owner is Kmarting that place.
2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!
2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!
by Always Obsessing December 30, 2022