ailurophasia

1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.

2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.

1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.

Person B: (meows nervously)

2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.

ailurophasia by Always Obsessing July 13, 2023

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Ailurophiliac

an individual who loves cats. Also confused ailurophobia, which is the fear of cats.

Susanne - "Hey, Ashton, are you a cat person or a dog person?"

Ashton - "I'm an ailurophiliac."

Susanne - "What does that mean?"

Ashton - "It means I love cats!"

Ailurophiliac by BabyyAshton04 October 7, 2012

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ailurophobia

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

ailurophobia by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

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ailurophagia

The consumption of cats, either living or dead.

When I got home this afternoon, my cat was missing another leg. There's so much ailurophagia in this world, I just don't know what to do sometimes.

ailurophagia by David M-C February 23, 2008

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ailurophilia

Sexual attraction to cats.

I just love the feeling of my cat licking my own dick.
If she had bigger pussy, I would put it in her.
Seems I have an ailurophilia m8.

ailurophilia by Illegalcoder February 16, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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