ailurophasia 

1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.

2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.

1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.

Person B: (meows nervously)

2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.

ailurophasia by Always Obsessing July 13, 2023

Ailurophiliac 

an individual who loves cats. Also confused ailurophobia, which is the fear of cats.

Susanne - "Hey, Ashton, are you a cat person or a dog person?"

Ashton - "I'm an ailurophiliac."

Susanne - "What does that mean?"

Ashton - "It means I love cats!"

Ailurophiliac by BabyyAshton04 October 7, 2012

ailurophobia 

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

ailurophobia by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

ailurophagia 

The consumption of cats, either living or dead.

When I got home this afternoon, my cat was missing another leg. There's so much ailurophagia in this world, I just don't know what to do sometimes.

ailurophagia by David M-C February 23, 2008

ailurophilia 

Sexual attraction to cats.

I just love the feeling of my cat licking my own dick.
If she had bigger pussy, I would put it in her.
Seems I have an ailurophilia m8.

ailurophilia by Illegalcoder February 16, 2017