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Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.
Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
by Alpino July 28, 2010
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sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
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Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or
Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
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have a family ethic, besides the work ethos
IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon
Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.
anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic
from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good
have a family ethic, besides the work ethos
IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon
Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.
anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic
from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good
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killing the enemy with small arms fire
shooting at someone
killing the enemy with small arms fire
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Get the veranda over the toy shop mug.Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."
by Alpino October 16, 2008
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