Definitions by Allison's giant bush
ninja teacup roll
When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
ninja teacup roll by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013
master skype
John: Dude I totally master skyped with your mom last night, she is soo hot naked!
Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.
Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.
master skype by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010
country fried steak'd me
When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.
Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!
Karl: Oh snap!
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!
Karl: Oh snap!
country fried steak'd me by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010
white cap
An erupting zit, usually near your mouth, that is painful and soo terribly obvious to everyone else because the entire top half of it is white with puss. Usually once popped it pusses back up two or three more times and also bleeds like a bitch every time it is popped.
white cap by Allison's Giant Bush February 16, 2010
dry bits
The vagina of an english woman who is over the age of 65 and has not had sex in over 10 years nor is she likely to before she dies.
The english woman was hoping the gardener would satisfy her but it was obvious that her dry bits were not desirable to anyone.
dry bits by Allison's Giant Bush January 29, 2010
tender sweet meat
Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.
Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.
tender sweet meat by Allison's Giant Bush January 27, 2010
3 piece finger box
Dude what a skank I can't believe she let you give her a 3 piece finger box. See also chicken linger
3 piece finger box by Allison's giant bush January 26, 2010