All Bets Hedged's definitions

Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex

What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.

by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021

Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Water Parking

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

Charging Up

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day

My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.

by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021

Tornasol

When you passionately tear your asshole on purpose.

You live on Tornasol, I live with a tornasol.

by All Bets Hedged February 20, 2020