All Bets Hedged's definitions

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t enjoy dripping faucets but she needed to pay her rent.

by All Bets Hedged November 30, 2020

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.

by All Bets Hedged December 1, 2020

Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.

When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.

by All Bets Hedged December 10, 2020

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021