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Definitions by All Bets Hedged

Galstate Exam 

Proatate exam for a trans man.
He didn't have a prostate sop we gave them a galstate exam
Galstate Exam by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Manogram 

She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram
Manogram by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Messy Kitchen 

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.
I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen
Messy Kitchen by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023
When you use a dill pickle to scratch the inside of your anus.
I had an itchy butt so I decided dilling was my best option.
Dilling by All Bets Hedged October 27, 2022
When you drink the ejaculate from the inside of a recently used condom.
I'm not drinking out of this used rubber for your approval, I am just enjoying a Caprifun.
Caprifun by All Bets Hedged June 20, 2022

Charging Up 

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day
My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.
Charging Up by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021

Pumping out the Poison 

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.
I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.