Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.
She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.
by All Bets Hedged March 05, 2021
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Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.
James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.
by All Bets Hedged March 02, 2020
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Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.
Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.
by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020
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Charging Up

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day
My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.
by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021
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Clarking

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.
Everything was going fine till they started clarking.
by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020
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Tornasol

When you passionately tear your asshole on purpose.
You live on Tornasol, I live with a tornasol.
by All Bets Hedged February 20, 2020
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Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.
When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
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