All Bets Hedged's definitions

Galstate Exam

Proatate exam for a trans man.

He didn't have a prostate sop we gave them a galstate exam

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Manogram

When a trans woman gets a mammogram

She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Dilling

When you use a dill pickle to scratch the inside of your anus.

I had an itchy butt so I decided dilling was my best option.

by All Bets Hedged October 27, 2022

Caprifun

When you drink the ejaculate from the inside of a recently used condom.

I'm not drinking out of this used rubber for your approval, I am just enjoying a Caprifun.

by All Bets Hedged June 20, 2022

Charging Up

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day

My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.

by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021