Urban Dictionary: Definitions by All Bets Hedged

Galstate Exam

Proatate exam for a trans man.

He didn't have a prostate sop we gave them a galstate exam

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She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram

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When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

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When you use a dill pickle to scratch the inside of your anus.

I had an itchy butt so I decided dilling was my best option.

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When you drink the ejaculate from the inside of a recently used condom.

I'm not drinking out of this used rubber for your approval, I am just enjoying a Caprifun.

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When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day

My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.

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The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

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