Alison's definitions

Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005

shrew

An evil - tempered woman

Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.

by Alison March 23, 2003

bizzack

Basically, means "back." Comes from Snoop Dogg, esp. "Drop It Like It's Hot"

"G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo." -Snoop Dogg

"You betta watch yo bizzack!"

by Alison March 6, 2005

damn

A very mild curse word. Even parents who make their kids binge when they just say "shut up" to their brother, sometimes don't mind this word. So, it is often used by those kids to mean any other curse word of their choice.

"Oh no! A bird just damned not shitted on my window!"

"Go to Damn, you damn-hole!"

by Alison May 16, 2005

fauve

Good friend, fun, intelligent and witty. A very good horserider as well! ;)

wow, i wish i was fauve.

by alison May 3, 2004

swan

Someone who takes something said by a person, and repeats it over and over again in an american accent in order to make fun of them.

Guy1: (in the middle of a conversation) ... and then the jackass....
Swan: (American accent) Jackass!! Jackass!! Jackass!!
Guy2: Goddamn swan is such a dickhead

by alison July 20, 2003

goober

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003