Alison's definitions

Samwise Gamgee

The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

That Samwise is the best.

by Alison April 20, 2004

Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by Alison December 31, 2003

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

by alison January 5, 2004

less than three

A phrase describing the common text-icon '<3' which is used to signify love, heart, etc.

Goodbye...my less than three

by alison January 20, 2004

| .

To play ping pong.

scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
|
me : damn, I missed it.

by alison January 20, 2004

v.

Shortened version of "very"

Did you see that movie last night? It was v. bad.

by alison January 20, 2004

schfifty five

Fifty five, group x style.

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."

by alison January 20, 2004