Alison's definitions

guh

The feminine of cuh, "cuh" meaning cuz or cousin, which is a guy; and "guh" meaning girl, which is, obviously a girl.

Andy: Hey! What are you up to, Guh?

Alison: Awh, not to much, Cuh, what about you?

by alison July 12, 2005

bertainly

Derives from the word "certainly," and means "certainly."

"You suck"
"I bertainly do!"

by Alison November 7, 2004

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

Mad Sleaze

The action or physical appearence of one with "slutty" attributes.

Man, Alison is so mad sleaze right now. She'd do every guy in here.

by Alison October 24, 2004

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 20, 2003

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 23, 2002

| .

To play ping pong.

scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
|
me : damn, I missed it.

by alison January 20, 2004