Alison's definitions

Duh

means "Of course you idiot"

"Did you know he was gay?"
"Duh"

by Alison February 8, 2005

Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by Alison December 31, 2003

Shiz

1. Sure or For Sure, most likely derived from "Fo' Shiz" or "Fo' Shizzle"
2. Shit. Most likely derived from "Shizzit."

Marisa: Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?
Alison: Shiz man.

"What a piece of shiz!"

by Alison May 16, 2005

softbian

When two girls are very close, ie. they touch each other alot when speaking and link arms when walking. It's a softcore lesbian but that does not mean that she is necisarily homosexual.

Look at those two girls linking arms, they are such softbians.

by Alison March 10, 2005

Simply...

A word that can be added before any noun. denotes cheapness or bad craftsmanship attempting to be comparable with something good. comes from the bulk soda brand "simply cola".

Atlantic City is Simply City.

by Alison November 27, 2004

rockatarded

An adjective used to describe the character of one who has been hopelessly debilitated by all things rock and roll.

Ozzy Osbourne is so rockatarded... he can hardly walk, he's so fried out!

by Alison August 16, 2003

apathy season

A really, REALLY awesome screamo band from Dover Plains, New York.

Gee, I wish MY screamo band was as amazing as Apathy Season...

by alison June 1, 2004