9 definitions by Ali Bashir

Eye Rack

1. Noun, the way a Southerner says "Iraq"
(Said to be the worst massacre of the nation's name)
Actual Pronunciation
Ir as in Irregular
Aq as in dark, that kinda a.

2. Boobies ya wanna take a look at

"Our great leader is punishing Eye Rack for 9/11 and Pearl Harbor," stated the Redneck,"Iran, Syria, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Palestinoes, France You FUCKS are next. Add MexiRican Border attackazoids to the list.

My girlfriend, Mandy, has an eye rack that I have fun playing and sucking on and massaging. Pamela Anderson's boobs b4 they shrivel up are an Eye Rack

by Ali Bashir January 31, 2006

Foolproof

Something that a fool can't mess with

Bush proves the constitution isn't foolproof

Foolproof, eh? They'll make a better idiot Remember the first Bush?

by Ali Bashir January 31, 2006

Moron

Person who can't be left without supervision

Bush is a moron so I keep informed. Oh wait now we both have supervision over each other. Did they get google yet?

by Ali Bashir January 31, 2006

Quickie

Quickie(n.) quick sex , a quick fuck, a quick bang job

The chick gave me quickie.

I gave her a quickie and enjoyed the sound of her moan.

Quickies are cool!

by Ali Bashir January 31, 2006

flash fuck

Quickie Fast Sex Real Fast

The girl that I was afraid to ask out sneaked up behind gave me a surprise flash fuck.

Before the Ayatollahs shut down the nightclubs, many an Iranian enjoyed a flash fuck.

by Ali Bashir January 31, 2006

infobabe

An attractive woman put on a propaganda news channel to attract men or lesbians into watching.

Did you see that sexy infobabe on Fox News promoting GOP-leaning propaganda?

by Ali Bashir January 31, 2006

Erection

What a male sometimes gets when he sees a female that turns him on.

Male See Sexy Female He Get Erection If he has the looks she will settle him down

After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.

by Ali Bashir February 1, 2006