Definitions by Alex in East Los Angeles
Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky
A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.
Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!
Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky by Alex in East Los Angeles August 21, 2020
Flor(COV)ida
The state of Florida. The world epicenter of the coronavirus. A world record holding state in COVID 19 cases. A state which ignores the greater good thus extending the pandemic and making the rest of the country look bad.
"Hey man wanna visit Kayce at U Miami she's taking summer classes there and had a great spot.". "Are you kidding me bruh?? No way I'm heading down to Flor(cov)Ida!!"
Flor(COV)ida by Alex in East Los Angeles July 13, 2020
Pantload
A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.
Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!
Pantload by Alex in East Los Angeles June 22, 2020
SoCal Distancing
Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.
Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.
SoCal Distancing by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020
You're Mopin
Similar to, but less abrasive than, saying "Hurry it Up!"; Asking someone, especially in line in front of you, to hustle and finish what they're doing.
I was at 7-11 grabbing a soda before work and the guy in front of me was taking forever buying scratch tickets. After a few minutes I had to say "C'mon pal You're Mopin!"
You're Mopin by Alex in East Los Angeles April 25, 2020
Shlong
A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.
Shlong by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020
Growler
An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.
When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.
Growler by Alex in East Los Angeles September 10, 2014