Alex in East Los Angeles's definitions

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

Bunt Juice

The awful and uneasy feeling of that drip when you gamble by farting. The skid stain evidence on your undershirts or wet feeling in your ass crack after a fart mistake

I was in gym class and when the teacher was changing into his gym clothes, his skivvies had clear signs of bunt juice down the middle of them. He should've held those babies in!

by Alex in East Los Angeles June 22, 2024

Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020

Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

You're Mopin

Similar to, but less abrasive than, saying "Hurry it Up!"; Asking someone, especially in line in front of you, to hustle and finish what they're doing.

I was at 7-11 grabbing a soda before work and the guy in front of me was taking forever buying scratch tickets. After a few minutes I had to say "C'mon pal You're Mopin!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 25, 2020

Good Will Bunting

A guy from Boston that passes gas constantly.

"Dude can you please stop?"
"I cant man, I had the steak bomb taco, now ive become a Good Will Bunting."

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 7, 2021

Promo Sexual

A person that craves attention, often times for unimportant reasons. A person that has their Facebook, Instagram, and Linked In on speed tap. Basically, your typical narcissist.

"Dude did you see that Amber posted a picture of herself bagging her own groceries and put a million thumbs up emojis?? What a Promo Sexual!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles October 27, 2021