Alex Quantashassle's definitions

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 5, 2005

ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

snaks

The surfie delusion of sitting out on your front lawn on a deck chair, at your surfie abode, perving/eyeing out all the girlish bikinis thatpass. Pretty sad, but it keeps the dumb bleached idiots out of the bars and clubs.

"The whole streets covered with doped up surfies having snaks."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

backs to the wall

Phrs. A homophobic comment and warning to fellow heterosexuals that contact with a gay male is likely or happening. From the misconception that all gay males will endevour, or want to have anal intercourse with any male. Derog.

"Here come's David! Backs to the wall, lads!"

"Oh fuck off."

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005