Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Southing

Going absolutely crazy, racist, sexist, and/or cultist. Derivided from the characteristics of those in the American South.

"Dude, man he got to Year 10 and then he just started bloody southing! He's been a barstard ever since!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

all to pot

Phrs. Wrong, messed up. British origin.

"Our whole holiday went all to pot when Dad got arrested for being drunk."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

argue the toss

Vrb phrs. To argue or dispute loudly and at length.

British

"I swear, Bob, if you badmouth my girlie one more time we're gonna argue the toss in front of your whole family!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005

ay-up!

Exclam. A greeting, hello. (Midlands/North use. Dialect)

"Ay-up, mate!"
"Ay-up!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005