Definitions by Alex

chaud 

A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long

A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide

chaud by alex March 20, 2005

pank

to hit with a shovel

my teacher pissed me off somethin' awful, so I panked her with my shovel.

pank by Alex March 16, 2005

the essentials 

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

the essentials by Alex March 16, 2005

Brown Eye 

another persons asshole

that girl wanted me to stick it in her brown eye

Brown Eye by alex March 15, 2005

Polish Butler 

A small erection, covered in a tube sock, and masterbated.

I can't believe Slurb got a Polish Butler from Brittney!

Polish Butler by Alex March 15, 2005

Misho 

When you go totally crazy and start swinging your arms around like a crazy nut.

Did you see him pulling a misho today and beating on Janakass

Misho by Alex March 15, 2005

conci 

A blind ass bitch who is so fucking crosseyed she needs to look up to look down

"Conci-ass bitch"
"Bitch u need some glasses, bitch im talking to u"
"That bitch is conci as hell"

conci by Alex March 13, 2005