Alex's definitions

jack off

5 knuckle shuffle

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.

by alex December 30, 2003

bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003

geejajuba

the chant of small children in search for orange juice day

gee ja ju ba geejajubageejajuba

by Alex January 2, 2004

crune

a man who wanks n instead of cumin he pisses .

she tossed me off and i cruned on her face.

by alex January 2, 2004

Futurama

a) The best damn show ever.
b) An example of just how evil Fox is.
c) One hell of a lot better than 'The Simpsons'.

'WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!' - Morbo

by Alex January 4, 2004

mac on

To have sexual intercourse

They got their mac on last night

by Alex January 4, 2004

transplants

The worst band. Ever.

1. The music of that shitty band reminded me of the Transplants.

by alex January 4, 2004