Alex's definitions

nager

sometimes confused by kelsey to be the word nigger, comes from the french word to swim, but now has evolved to mean "to swim in madame's massive period" which she has every day

ex. lets go nager to french!

by Alex April 5, 2005

Chameleons

referring to a female who is pretty sometimes, and sometimes not pretty

Pedro: Crystal was hot yesterday, but today she doesn't look good at all.

Jared: Bro, she's a chameleon.

by Alex December 5, 2004

Jo

A solid wooden staff approximately four feet in length, often used in aikido and many other Japanese Martial Arts.

Be careful where you swing your Jo around

by Alex January 17, 2005

foodgasm

This is what occurs when you are eating a particularly enticing food. You get so excited to eat it you practically orgasm, thus resulting in a foodgasm. Some instances of this may include:
1. Becoming weak in the knees
2. Eyes rolling back in head and moaning while possibly shouting "this is so fucking good!!"
3. Taste so overwhelming you have to take breaks between bites to keep from shutting your system down.

The smooth taste and texture of the turkey swiss Potbelly sandwich was enough for Ronny to have multiple foodgasms.

by Alex March 15, 2004

pariko

A BIG COOL DOOD WITH LOVELY HAIR
HE IS COOL BUT NOT AS SEXY AS "benji"

likes : small chinese boys...
dislikes : big caucasian gurls

pariko : let's do lunch

by alex September 2, 2003

lerdo

a funnie, cooky person

Amy is a lerdo!

by alex October 8, 2003

Tom delay

One of the biggest fuckers on the planet. Panders to the right and does not compromise with the left.

Hopefully, Tom Delay will be forced to resign.

by Alex April 30, 2005