Alex's definitions

townie

Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing!
townie and chav's think they are well ard

townies and chavs think they are well ard

by Alex January 5, 2005

patsavoura

Greek word - calling someone a 'patsavoura' is like calling them a wet mop.

Ah re patsavoura

by alex May 15, 2004

turtle416

turtle416, semi - g0d

by alex July 21, 2003

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

wuffin

a waffle made with muffin mix

i like wuffins they taste goot

by Alex December 21, 2004

zandy

zandy chanock, he is a cool guy that goes to sidwell

wow zandy is so cool and awesome

by alex April 28, 2005

cracktat

The tatoo that resides above a womans asscrack. Hence cracktat.

Did you see that cracktat on that chick?

by Alex January 22, 2005