Alex's definitions

reality tv

T.V shows that show real people doing what real people really would never do!

People being "stranded" on an island with fifteen other people and have to do challenges so you don't get "voted off"!

by Alex March 3, 2003

myspace

The stupidest thing on the iternet where all these emo fags post pictures to make them feel different while they are all the same

Hey, i love emo music and i want to kill myself, of course i have a myspace.

by Alex March 10, 2005

rock golf

the act of throwing rocks of a chairlift at certain objects on the ground. each object has a certain point value.

"alex destroyed max in rock golf today on the way down"

by alex July 16, 2004

lickety-split

when you sre riding skatebord and one foot comes off but your body keeps moving until your in split possition

ohh! shit you just got your sack fucked up on that lickety-split

by alex May 13, 2005

ounce

28 grams of marijuana, $160-$200 canadian, pay any more and your getting ripped off

hey there junior high kids, wanna buy an ounce for $300?

by alex December 12, 2003

gainer

Gainer is slang for the diving trick reverse. The category number is 300. For Example, a reverse flip (usually the term for gainer) is 302, and reverse double would be 304. A reverve is done when walking forward with a full approach, and not running. Many inexperienced divers run on the board, and could very easily slip. Gainer 2 and a half, 305, pike is the dive Greg Lougains hit his head on in the Olympics.

My personal favorite dive is a 304 tuck, which is a reverse double, but I like to call it, "gainer double."

by alex February 22, 2005

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003