Alex's definitions

mushroom head

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details

by alex October 22, 2004

patsavoura

Greek word - calling someone a 'patsavoura' is like calling them a wet mop.

Ah re patsavoura

by alex May 15, 2004

Muscle

Someone paid or in service to protect and/or do the physical hardships of another.

"Joe's got a hired muscle outside his bar"

by Alex April 28, 2003

Quaker

A fuckable slut that was at one point in time a man; a transexual

I cant believe you had sex wit dat quaker.

by Alex November 15, 2004

pabst blue ribbon

Chuck Mclain's back sweat!

Getting me a Pabst! YARRR!

by Alex February 14, 2005

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

solar-puff

Solar puffing if a way to smoke marijuana using a pipe and a magnifying glass. When the sun is out, the magnifying glass is held above the pipe at a distance and angle that makes it shine down on the bowl. When it gets hot enough, some vapor will be released, along with some smoke. Many users prefer this method because it tastes better, and is less harsh on the lungs. It is comparable to vaporizing, but probably less effective.

Once the sun came out, Trevor showed us how to solar-puff with our recently purchased pot.

by alex February 28, 2005