Alex's definitions

coral reefer

acording to jeff it is an amazing type of weed, it's the shit. it's pink.

dude, you gottsa try the coral reefer!

by Alex October 20, 2004

home

(This is an update to my previous definition)

In human relations, "getting home" is to get to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of baseball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st (kissing),2nd (fondling) 3rd (oral sex) base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last saturday, if you know what i mean...

by Alex April 12, 2005

vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003

bass

4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mix

Ya know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker!

by Alex April 16, 2003

Panis

1. Slang use of the word "penis".

2. To describe someone.

1. "H0lyz shit d00d! Sumbody got cuzzum on my panis!"

2. "Mike was being a big panis last night."

by Alex January 27, 2003

Doublemint

1. A short or small person who thinks they're cool, and say they can beat you up. Usually a prep or gangsta. If confronted by one, do not attempt to fight, as he will sick his band of mental lackeys to pummel the fuck out of you.

That fucking doublemint Scotty said he was going to beat me up yesterday. What does he think he's gonna do, punch me in the knees?

by Alex October 19, 2004

Rake Yohn

one of many tyrannical bastard dictators who needs to get the FUCK out

What the hell is wrong with you people? You saying you'd rather have Rake Yohn than Bush? No wonder the rest of the world hates us.

by alex March 21, 2004