Capital Ass

Noun - An extremely unpleasant person. A supreme jerk.

1."That guy was a Capital Ass."

2. "I've heard that Sean Connery is a Capital Ass."

by Alex February 26, 2005

jimmy stick

a long, slender metal tool used by locksmiths and thieves to undo locks

The thief slid a jimmy stick down the car's window and lifted the lock up.

by alex March 23, 2005

moeisbitchy

A cat by the name of Moe who acts evil like a bitch except a cat not a dog(female dogs are bitchs)

The moeisbitchy was acting rude,Oh well that dumbazz has something comin'

by Alex July 22, 2003

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.

1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster

by Alex April 03, 2007

beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 18, 2005

RTFM

what some headstrong guys won't do if something's wrong with a piece of equipment, then blame the problem on it

"Why the hell won't this computer play my MP3s?"
"RTFM, it'll tell ya."

by Alex March 19, 2003

omgzorz

Yet another amazing internet word. this one is a doozy, its used in computer games and AIM. mostly to sound like an awesomely cool kids when in actuallity you spend ALL of your time on the computer playing games and flaming people in message boards. i raise my drink to you.

translation: Oh My God!

Omgzorz dat n00b got pwn3d!!11

by alex July 18, 2004