AleX's definitions

maggie moo

The swollen area of some older ladies located below the belt that looks like a fanny pack worn under a tight pair of pants

That ladies maggie moo looked like it was gonna burst and her gal pal's was bangin from knee to knee

by alex January 31, 2007

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

tolerance

Something the liberals strive for as long as it's not for conservatives, especially white male Christian conservatives. One of the big double standards for the left.

These liberals try to preach tolerance for everything, but when a conservative complains about any liberal's beliefs, they go hostile on him! In a word, hypocrisy.

by Alex September 4, 2003

pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

by alex October 25, 2004

Talking

When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet.

I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.

by alex December 5, 2003

omgzorz

Yet another amazing internet word. this one is a doozy, its used in computer games and AIM. mostly to sound like an awesomely cool kids when in actuallity you spend ALL of your time on the computer playing games and flaming people in message boards. i raise my drink to you.

translation: Oh My God!

Omgzorz dat n00b got pwn3d!!11

by alex July 18, 2004

Afronova

1: A fast-paced Dance Dance Revolution song, running at 200 BPM. Tends to be too difficult for new players, but for the experienced, it is a fun song.

2: A really, really big "Afro" haircut, where the total volume the hairdo takes up is at least double the wearer's head.

1: Holy crap, I just got a B on Afronova! w00t!!!

2: Woah, did you see that guy? That was a real Afronova he had on that noggin...

by Alex April 1, 2004