The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.
by Albert Woods January 04, 2009
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Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Ship's Doctor:
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.
2:
As stated above, liquid shits.
Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.
2:
As stated above, liquid shits.
'Sorry Lord Puttnam, I can't make it to the Oscars. I've got diarreah.'
'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'
'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'
'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
by Albert Woods December 15, 2008
Get the Diarreah mug.'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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In Business:-
'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?
'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'
or Socially:-
'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"
'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?
'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'
or Socially:-
'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"
'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
by Albert Woods January 02, 2009
Get the Snepprotical mug.An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).
Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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2: The perfect get-out in tricky conversations.
2: The perfect get-out in tricky conversations.
1:
'Where, on earth, did you manage to find naturally produced meat balls, Fiona?'
'In Sainsburys.'
2:
'I assume you've remembered me in your will?'
'Naturally.'
'Where, on earth, did you manage to find naturally produced meat balls, Fiona?'
'In Sainsburys.'
2:
'I assume you've remembered me in your will?'
'Naturally.'
by Albert Woods December 09, 2008
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