Snepprotical

Adjective with variable, or no, meaning; used to flummox one's superiors and betters who will not admit to their total ignorance of the word.
In Business:-

'What do you think of the latest sales figures, Braithwaite?

'Well sir, they could be better; but they're quite snepprotical aren't they.'

or Socially:-

'A round of golf tomorrow, Smithers?"

'I'm afraid not Lord Duff. My wife's holding a snepprotical coffee morning.'
by Albert Woods January 02, 2009
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Smedley

An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.
'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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Crying Wolf

1: Some women's irritating habit of regulary shouting out: 'Wolf! Wolf!'

2: A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.
Man: 'Stop crying Wolf! Wolf!'

Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's Fido going Woof! Woof!'

Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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Blanket Crawler

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).
Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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Naturally

1: A term people use when they mean the exact opposite.

2: The perfect get-out in tricky conversations.
1:
'Where, on earth, did you manage to find naturally produced meat balls, Fiona?'

'In Sainsburys.'

2:
'I assume you've remembered me in your will?'

'Naturally.'
by Albert Woods December 09, 2008
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Diarreah

1:
Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.

2:
As stated above, liquid shits.
'Sorry Lord Puttnam, I can't make it to the Oscars. I've got diarreah.'

'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'

'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
by Albert Woods December 15, 2008
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Beaky Shoe

The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.
Seller: 'Beaky Shoe! Beaky Shoe, plizz!'

Joe Public: 'Piss off!'
by Albert Woods January 04, 2009
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