Definitions by Alan

Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.

Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.

Guangurro by Alan May 9, 2004

G-men 

Term for the FBI, CIA and other government intelligence agents.

The name comes from a 1930's movie glorifying the efforts of government agents in their fight against organised crime.

Do we really want panty-wearing G-men monitoring our activities on the Internet?

G-men by Alan May 9, 2004

Boojum chaser 

One who spends inordinate ammounts of energy and time trying to attack a precieved enemy which does not exist. A UFO expert, paranormal investigator or one who rants and rails constantly about how communism is still a threat to our very way of life.

The John Birch society is populated by delusional, paranoid boojum chasers.

Boojum chaser by Alan May 9, 2004

Mud eater 

Derogatory term for an extremely biggoted person from the South, who acts in a condescending or even threatening way towards anyone not of Anglo-Saxon, Anglo-Celtic ancestry.

Word often used by Blacks, who have the misfortune of running into someone who is biggoted.

The term originates from the practice in some Southern states of eating kaolin, a kind of clay which is said to ease digestion.

Did you hear that mud eater? Couldn't stop talking about how the Mexicans were stealing his job. Did you hear what he called Thomas? The nerve of that asshole!

Mud eater by Alan May 9, 2004

PTB's 

The Powers that Be. See the Man.

Keep this on the hush-hush, we don't want the PTB's catching wind.

PTB's by Alan May 9, 2004

Uncle Sam 

The federal government.

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.

Uncle Sam by Alan May 9, 2004

spooks 

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.

1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.

spooks by Alan May 9, 2004