Alan's definitions

wind

1. To be out of physical shape or not in good condition. To feel light-headed and slight pain.
e.g He got winded from that punch

2. A way of dancing

3. A fart
e.g He broke wind

4. A rush of air created by warm air rising and cold air rushing in to takes its place.

5.To use a twisting motion which in turn has a wheel used as a simple machine in order to achieve some task which prepares the object containing the object to be twisted.

e.g I'm going to wind up the toy.

All in my definition.

by Alan February 3, 2004

fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.

Where's the porn? Fano's got it.

by alan April 7, 2004

groke

A frightening creature most frequently used to scare children.

"Eat your carrots or I'll let the groke out again!"

by Alan March 2, 2004

SuperNova

Fucking idiot. Starwars fanboy in denial, with no life, a small cock and a fat head.

Simon AKA Gothmog the Tosser

by Alan March 3, 2005

carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

by alan September 21, 2004

fmuchor

rubber nipples

I like it when Will bites my fmuchor.

by Alan November 4, 2003

Baghdad Coffin

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.

I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.

by Alan August 10, 2004