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Definitions by Alan

Early Bowery term for officers of the law, possibly originating in the late 19'th century. Also called flatfoots.
1900's textile cart driver: "Zeeser Gottenyu! You've poisoned my horse! Oh thank God, here come the bulls.

Monk Eastman: "'ello officer Fitzpatrick, this cart-driver's waving a gun at me!"

Corrupt 1900's cop: "'ey, ye sold me wife some moth-eaten fabric about a week ago, and now yer falseley accusin' this nice fella o' poisonin' yer horse, I oughta hall ye in!"

cart driver: "this man poisoned my horse, and you're halling me in? You filthy Irish pig! And you, horse-poisoner, a shande, a shande for the Goyim!"

Eastman: "the Goy is my hand-servant, good luck jackass!"
bulls by Alan June 4, 2004

jaunbrand 

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).
god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'
jaunbrand by alan June 2, 2004

louwtjie 

An Afrikaans version of Loki: the Norse god of lies and trickery, the most underappreciated and misunderstood of the Norse Gods. Loki is often called the Sly One, the Trickster, the Shape Changer, Sky Traveler and the Side Kick.

According to Norse myth Loki is the god of mischief, according to Afrikaans myth Louwtjie is the god of 'kattekwaad', also known as 'die myn konyn'.

jaunbrand's mom called him 'louwtjie'.
ma! waar is die kaalblad-tydskrif?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog fano het dit!

ma! waar is die dagga?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog jy het als opgerook!
louwtjie by alan June 2, 2004
Clarified butter, used most commonly in Indian food, sold in some Asian food markets, health food stores.
Me and miachel boutght this jar of ghee at Whole Foods.
ghee by Alan May 19, 2004
A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.
A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.
Moonie by Alan May 14, 2004
The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.
hawk by Alan May 14, 2004

Wack Bastard 

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.
Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!
Wack Bastard by Alan May 9, 2004