Alan's definitions

viper

1930's term for a person who smoked weed. So called for the hissing noise produced by the joint when smoked.

the viper dreamed about a reefer 10 feet long

by Alan June 4, 2004

jaunbrand

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).

god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'

by alan June 2, 2004

louwtjie

An Afrikaans version of Loki: the Norse god of lies and trickery, the most underappreciated and misunderstood of the Norse Gods. Loki is often called the Sly One, the Trickster, the Shape Changer, Sky Traveler and the Side Kick.

According to Norse myth Loki is the god of mischief, according to Afrikaans myth Louwtjie is the god of 'kattekwaad', also known as 'die myn konyn'.

jaunbrand's mom called him 'louwtjie'.

ma! waar is die kaalblad-tydskrif?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog fano het dit!

ma! waar is die dagga?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog jy het als opgerook!

by alan June 2, 2004

ghee

Clarified butter, used most commonly in Indian food, sold in some Asian food markets, health food stores.

Me and miachel boutght this jar of ghee at Whole Foods.

by Alan May 19, 2004

Moonie

A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.

A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.

by Alan May 14, 2004

hawk

A nationalist, a war supporter.

The hawks in Wahsington were pushing for war before 9/11.

by Alan May 14, 2004

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 9, 2004