girlie house

a genre of house music favoured by labels like Hed Kandi (amongst others). characterised by loads of female vocals and the fact that jaunbrand is on the dance floor. the girls also like to dance to it. no correlation between these 2 occurences has yet been identified.

damn, fano and jaunbrand are tearing up the dancefloor.
yeah.

by alan June 14, 2004

Pirate Slap

A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.

PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(

by Alan October 16, 2004

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 30, 2004

cereal

the international food of stoners

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal

by alan March 18, 2004

Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 17, 2003

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004