AlabamaBaby's definitions

Superplate

That on which real men eat their steak.

Real Man : A Superplate is the best way to enjoy a dead cow.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.

My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.

by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Alabama poutine

A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

monumental

To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.

by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016