Similar to "getting my drink on," but instead of alcohol it's a "green drink"—like a superfood drink made with spirulina, kale, chlorella, or wheatgrass.
by Ae5Ea8 May 09, 2015
when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 January 07, 2016
putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position
It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
by Ae5Ea8 September 11, 2016
I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018
Combination of "Pringles" and "dingleberry," describing the discovery of ancient Pringles crumbs that fell into your belly button at least a fortnight ago, and which, over time, have hardened around one or more of your belly-button hair follicles.
The ensuing fermentation of said pringleberry leads to a related situation called "belly-button hands," which describe a smell associated with rummaging around your belly button whilst fiddling with said pringleberries.
The ensuing fermentation of said pringleberry leads to a related situation called "belly-button hands," which describe a smell associated with rummaging around your belly button whilst fiddling with said pringleberries.
I've been nurturing a pringleberry since last year's Superbowl. It's time to check in and see if my little buddy is ready to harvest.
by Ae5Ea8 July 05, 2016
spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016