get my green drink on

Similar to "getting my drink on," but instead of alcohol it's a "green drink"—like a superfood drink made with spirulina, kale, chlorella, or wheatgrass.
by Ae5Ea8 May 09, 2015
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
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text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.
Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 January 07, 2016
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roll it forward

putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position

It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
by Ae5Ea8 September 11, 2016
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Fartnite

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other
I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018
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pringleberry

Combination of "Pringles" and "dingleberry," describing the discovery of ancient Pringles crumbs that fell into your belly button at least a fortnight ago, and which, over time, have hardened around one or more of your belly-button hair follicles.

The ensuing fermentation of said pringleberry leads to a related situation called "belly-button hands," which describe a smell associated with rummaging around your belly button whilst fiddling with said pringleberries.
I've been nurturing a pringleberry since last year's Superbowl. It's time to check in and see if my little buddy is ready to harvest.
by Ae5Ea8 July 05, 2016
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blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
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