fratulence

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.

Fratulence Fridays: avoid.

by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015

restau-rant

A really bad restaurant review.

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.

by Ae5Ea8 February 01, 2015

squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015

scabvertisement

Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.

How do I turn off this horrible scabvertisement?

by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

Checkout check out

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.

Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.

by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2015