Ae5Ea8's definitions

ice fishing

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

Ice fishing is not for the faint of heart.

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked

If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.

by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018

Niagara Balls

Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.

Daggumit. Shy bladder syndrome again? Gotta think: Niagara Balls

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015