Definitions by Adolf Trump-Farage
Yawnage On My Hornage
Yawnage On My Hornage by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Nopen Minded
Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.
Nopen Minded by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Expired Lottery Ticket
Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
Expired Lottery Ticket by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Fossil Fucker
A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Fossil Fucker by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
Full Hungerford
Going to go absolutely mental, could possibly kill simultaneous people one by one without remorse.
Reference to the 1987 Hungerford Massacre
Reference to the 1987 Hungerford Massacre
'if that fucking arsehole doesn't shut his gob, I am going to go Full Hungerford on him!
'It's Monday Morning, the staff are useless - fuck this I'm going Full Hungerford in a second!'
'It's Monday Morning, the staff are useless - fuck this I'm going Full Hungerford in a second!'
Full Hungerford by Adolf Trump-Farage August 31, 2018
The Key Fits The Lock
A saying used about small-penised paedophiles
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
The Key Fits The Lock by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018