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Definitions by Adolf Trump-Farage

Yawnage On My Hornage 

Defines somebody who is a crap shag; rubbish or boring in bed - a buzzkill for pheromones.
Lisa is so yawnage on my hornage - she just lies there like a hermit crab.

Nopen Minded 

Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.

(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.
Nopen Minded by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018

Expired Lottery Ticket 

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!
Fossil Fucker by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018

Full Hungerford 

Going to go absolutely mental, could possibly kill simultaneous people one by one without remorse.

Reference to the 1987 Hungerford Massacre
'if that fucking arsehole doesn't shut his gob, I am going to go Full Hungerford on him!
'It's Monday Morning, the staff are useless - fuck this I'm going Full Hungerford in a second!'

The Key Fits The Lock 

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

Moodycock 

massive white penis huge white cock
Moodycock: A massive white penis, named after former Swindon Town player Aaron Moody who has a massive white penis.
Moodycock by Adolf Trump-Farage August 28, 2018