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A restaurant chain in Cali that sells some simple but good burgers and fries. Similar to whataburger in that they use pretty good ingredients.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.
by Adel7 August 15, 2007

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"
Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
by Adel7 September 8, 2007

Nifty windows mini-application for getting strange characters like ß , ÿ , ۞ , Þ, × , ◙, õ etc.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008

When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"
by Adel7 January 3, 2008

kiddinsult examples:
At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"
When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"
While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."
At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"
When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"
While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008

by Adel7 September 11, 2007
