Definitions by Adel7

Peja Stojakovic 

Quite simply put - the best 3-point shooter in the NBA today. Almost impossible to block, and reminiscent of Larry Bird. Kind of streaky, but almost always very accurate. If he misses it's just barely off.

Peja Stojakovic can really light it up.

Peja Stojakovic by Adel7 January 3, 2008

contortionist 

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

contortionist by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Unconstipational 

A way to respond to people who keep calling things "unconstitutional."

Feminazi: "The Constitution and Roe V. Wade clearly gives women the right to do anything they want with their whole bodies - so abortion is legal without a doubt. What you pro-lifers are saying is unconstitutional."

Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."

Unconstipational by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Constipational 

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?

Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.

Constipational by Adel7 January 3, 2008

makdoonaldis

McDonalds - as pronounced by people reading McDonalds spelled out with Arabic letters... it's hilarious, cuz if you go to Egypt you'll hear them saying McDonald's like this.

On a street in Cairo: trying to hail a cab.

Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."

makdoonaldis by Adel7 January 2, 2008

eeh yaaba

An Egyptian slang exclamation that is similar to wtf - it basically means "WHAT DAD?!?"

If you go to Egypt and someone on the street messes with you - just say "eeh yaaba - izayak ya walad!"

eeh yaaba by Adel7 January 1, 2008

tornadocrastination 

When a tornado comes by and you procrastinate the evacuation.

When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. Once I was sitting at home and I saw the big twister not too far away, but I said "aaah I still got time, give it five minutes sweetie" and next thing you know the windows started cracking and I started running like mad, and almost got hit by a flying telephone pole as I luckily found my way to the basement outside.

tornadocrastination by Adel7 January 1, 2008