Adel7's definitions

knizzle

The knight in chess.

Watch me dance my knizzle around your bitchop and crook till your kings old head drops.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

webbed feet

Someone who was born in New Orleans. Called so because this person has gotten accustommed to getting wet, wading through flooded streets, and playing in the rain.

Born in the Crescent City, I soon got webbed feet and learned to love this city below sea level.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

secrunity

Security guards who really use a lot of scrutiny mixed in with it.

OH crap - here comes those secrunity guards again.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

tongue-twister

Phrases or words that when repeated many times make you stumble and you can't say it:

One good tongue-twister is "rhubarb" - say it 5 times quickly.

Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

shepamster

Sexy - when talking about a girl.

Jim: "Man, I'm thinking of dropping my Psychology class. The teacher is too distracting."

Martin: "Huh? Why?"

Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"

by Adel7 August 29, 2007

schplizzle

The Yiddish way of saying hizzle.

When I went to New York City, I noticed these Amish looking dudes saying "Off the schplizzle for drizzle." Yeah, they got people in the world.

by Adel7 September 21, 2007