purpleneck

A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.

Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

launderette

Where you go when you gotta get some clothes washed/dried and you don't want anyone to know.

They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.

I don't know what happened, but somehow I messed up my pants. I swear I don't know how that happened. Anyways... I'm headed over to the launderette - it'll be a waste of water and electricity to use all that energy on just my pants... but I just gotta do it.

by Adel7 December 30, 2007

defatinate

To use extreme measures to get rid of excess fat in one's body, such as: liposuction surgery, drinking only water for 3 days straight, buying a Nintendo Wii and playing vigorous Wii sports games for at least 30 hours a week, totally avoiding fast-food and chips and anything packaged, eating only fruits/veggies/lean meats for a long time, and avoiding using cars if possible.

That dude should defatinate - he weighs 250 pounds and is only 5'3". and he's 21.

by Adel7 January 01, 2008

Stressed like catgut

Stressed out beyond description. From the use of catgut to make violins.

Dammit - I got two exams tomorrow plus I have to go to court. Stressed like catgut ... where the heck is the nearest gas station? I gotta get some Red Bull.

by Adel7 January 01, 2008

snapoutofit

A severe yet accurate verbal censure to someone who needs to snap out of a bad habit.

Man, yesterday Omar gave me a snapoutofit, it hurt but he had a point. And he told me it on the side, not in front of everyone so afterwards I didn't feel real pissed at him.

by Adel7 December 01, 2007

Chucking Threes Please

Should be the nickname for Antoine Walker - the trigger-happy NBA player who misses too many shots from outside the arc.

We went to the recent Timberwolves game and saw Chucking Threes Please ... oh well at least he's having fun eh.

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

gahsh meat

Gahsh meat literally means "the meat of a wild, untamed beast, such as a wild donkey or monster-like creature."

Gahsh meat is quite tasty and delicious.

Dude 1: I want some gahsh meat, some gahsh meeeeeeeeeeeeat.

Dude 2: Word. Fashizzle, man. Let's go kill that goat yonder.

by adel7 August 03, 2007