Chess

The black-and-white geometric jungle of puzzles and maneuvers.
We play chess, blitz and bullet, straining to see through the squares and into the unseen world of possibilities.
by Adel7 January 13, 2008
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tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.
When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"
by Adel7 December 08, 2007
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keyboard sex

Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.
Keyboard sex is pretty lame if you think about it for more than ten minutes.
by Adel7 August 13, 2007
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do-re-mi

A slang and somewhat dated term for money
Yesterday I somehow got lucky enough to find do-re-mi on the floor - 20 bucks. fa sho.
by Adel7 November 29, 2007
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diet coke

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.
Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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Itchy Bitchy

Basically this means, "STFU and get to work and stop whining."
Bob: "Mama, my ankle painful, in the center, Itchy and...."

Mama: "Itchy Bitchy!"
by Adel7 April 27, 2011
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cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.
Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.
by Adel7 November 29, 2007
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