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The lead guitarist for Aerosmith.  Known for playing guitar solos behind his back, usage of the slide guitar, and beating his guitar with his shirt.  He is cooler than thou, has long black hair, and plays guitar very freestyle, yet is a highly skilled and respected musician.  He provides backup vocals to Aerosmith and even sings lead vocals sometimes.  In the 1970s, he and Steven Tyler were known as the Toxic Twins for their legendary drug abuse.  Today, he is sober and spends his time making music and enjoying life with his family.
Damn, I wish I could be like Joe Perry.  Making millions of dollars playing guitar and attracting all the ladies.
by acb May 13, 2007
Get the Joe Perrymug. A rapidly-growing unique town on the fringes of suburbia NW of Chicago.  Also the posterchild for suburban and exurban sprawl in the midwest.  Famous for its small town charm, cows, outlet mall, gazebo, dairy mart, high school mascot controversey, and the largest age 55+ golf course community in the Midwest.  Went from a population of 5,000 in 2000 to an estimated 20,000 in 2005.
by acb November 16, 2005
Get the Huntleymug. 1.) The reason liberal democrats should never be elected to Congress or the U.S. Presidency.
2.) The reason Chicago is the murder capital of the nation.
3.) The reason why innocent people are easily murdered.
4.) The reason why the NRA has millions of members.
2.) The reason Chicago is the murder capital of the nation.
3.) The reason why innocent people are easily murdered.
4.) The reason why the NRA has millions of members.
Gun control is a violation of the 2nd Amendment and freedom as a whole.  Putting into place gun control only makes law-abiding citizens defenseless against criminals who will still find a way to harm and kill.  Crime usually goes up in places where gun control exists, such as Chicago and the United Kingdom.  It also causes people to be less happy and less physically active, as millions of people engage in recreational sports involving firearms.  Liberal democrats can never be allowed to govern this nation as their policies usually call for gun control, which inhibits human freedom and ignores the laws of the U.S. Constitution.  Remember that one of the first things Hitler took away from people was their guns.
by acb November 27, 2006
Get the gun controlmug. Among the Top 10 largest malls in North America.  Woodfield Mall is located in Schaumburg, IL and is a focal point for activity in the northwestern suburbs of Chicago.  It's not just any mall, since most people mention it by name rather than "the mall."
by acb November 15, 2005
Get the Woodfieldmug. A modern, suburban area that acts as a central business district, since it contains lots of office buildings & jobs, malls & shopping centers, cultural and entertainment offerings, and major transportation corridors.  The term was coined by Joel Garreau in his 1990 book of the same name.
Edge city examples include Schaumburg IL, Buckhead GA, Tysons Corner VA, Bloomington MN, Arlington TX, Plano TX, The Woodlands TX, Southfield MI, Bridgewater NJ, Rye-Purchase NY, Framingham MA, Bellevue WA, Silicon Valley CA, Aurora CO, Anaheim CA, Ontario CA, Glendale AZ, King of Prussia PA, Maryland Heights MO, Gaithersburg MD, etc.
by acb February 21, 2007
Get the edge citymug. by Acb August 2, 2015
Get the fidarmug. An extremist muslim terrorist belonging to al-Qaida.  He was a despicable excuse for a human being who held Americans hostage and cut off their heads and led a mission to kill Americans in Iraq.  
The United States military killed him in 2006 and continue to kill other al-Qaida members like him everyday in the War in Iraq. Unfortunately, the Democrats conveniently overlook this fact when advocating we pull out of Iraq.
The United States military killed him in 2006 and continue to kill other al-Qaida members like him everyday in the War in Iraq. Unfortunately, the Democrats conveniently overlook this fact when advocating we pull out of Iraq.
Person 1: "Hey remember al-Zarqawi?"
Person 2: "al who?"
Person 1: "Um, the terrorist that cut off people's heads and led the al-Qaida mission to kill Americans in Iraq?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah"
Person 1: "Yeah, we killed him in 2006 and we continue to kill terrorists like him all the time in the War in Iraq
Person 2: "Gee, maybe we should stay in Iraq and continue to kill these bad guys before they come and attack innocent American civilians like they did on 9/11"
Person 1: "Exactly"
Person 2: "al who?"
Person 1: "Um, the terrorist that cut off people's heads and led the al-Qaida mission to kill Americans in Iraq?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah"
Person 1: "Yeah, we killed him in 2006 and we continue to kill terrorists like him all the time in the War in Iraq
Person 2: "Gee, maybe we should stay in Iraq and continue to kill these bad guys before they come and attack innocent American civilians like they did on 9/11"
Person 1: "Exactly"
by acb May 23, 2007
Get the al-zarqawimug.