AcE's definitions

stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

by ace November 6, 2003

SOC

"Suffers On Closeup" Someone thought to be attractive or cute at a distance, but not after a closer look.

"There was this hot guy at the beach, but when he came over, ugh! S-O-C!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

zoned

High on something; off in the Ozone layer of the atmosphere.

"Marc came over with some weed and we got zoned."

by Ace February 5, 2002

kaz

an orange freak

by ace July 18, 2003

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace September 1, 2008

36 crazyfists

A mass gathering of crazyfists.

Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.

by Ace March 11, 2005

Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

by Ace December 12, 2004