AbnormalBoy 's definitions

mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

by AbnormalBoy December 2, 2004

Slick Willie

1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.

2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.

2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.

1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.

2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"

2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

dispro

Vulgar term midgets use to refer to a dwarf.

Midget #1: Hey! Check out the dispro auditioning for the movie!

Midget #2: Don't say that! He's a little person just like you and me. We have disproportionalities too.

by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.

"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

Pseudocybersimiansymbiosis

Pseudo: fake, false

Cyber: computers or robotics

Simian: monkeys

Symbiosis: mutual


The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.

At first, the advent of augmented monkeys seemed beneficial for humanity but a sinister conspiracy on behalf of the "little metallic furry friends" soon became apparent. The realization of the pseudocybersimiansymbiosis was too late.

by AbnormalBoy February 21, 2005

slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004