retroblivious

Being unaware that ones fashion sense is out of style. A harsh word for someone who is retroblivious is a retro retard.
"That dude is still wearing Levi jeans? I guess he's retroblivious.
by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
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knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.
Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
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dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.
Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005
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dispro

Vulgar term midgets use to refer to a dwarf.
Midget #1: Hey! Check out the dispro auditioning for the movie!

Midget #2: Don't say that! He's a little person just like you and me. We have disproportionalities too.
by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004
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Slick Willie

1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.

2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.

2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.

2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"

2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.
"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."
by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004
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ersatz

by AbnormalBoy May 07, 2004
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