AbnormalBoy's definitions

soccer

Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.

Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

boobalicious

Adjective describing a woman with very nice curves.

Originated from the bubble gum brand "Bubblicious".

She's so boobalicious she has men turning their heads everywhere she goes!

by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004

dink

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.

Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

antiautodefenestrationism

Being against throwing oneself out a window.

Originates from autodefenestration, meaning "throwing oneself out a window", which originates from defenestrate, meaning "to throw out a window".

Pardon my antiautodefenestrationism, but my students must exit through the door.

by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004

Indian summer

Warm spell in autumn.

"Indian" meant "false" by racist colonialists.

See Indian giver.

Thanks to the Indian summer, I'll be playing softball with my family on Thanksgiving.

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

chemistry

Interactions that originate from personalities.

"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

cow fight

Fight between two overweight girls. Like a cat fight, but not as sexy.

Somebody stop the cow fight in the parking lot before a car gets dented!

by AbnormalBoy January 23, 2005