Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
by AbnormalBoy November 02, 2004
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005
Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".
"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"
by AbnormalBoy March 31, 2004
A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
1) Female organs that are:
Okay if small
O O
Better if they protrude
(.)(.)
Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)
Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
Okay if small
O O
Better if they protrude
(.)(.)
Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)
Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
by AbnormalBoy May 07, 2004
The act of throwing oneself out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004
1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.
2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!
2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004