Definitions by AbnormalBoy
Slick Willie
1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.
2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.
2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.
2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.
2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"
2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"
2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
Slick Willie by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
37 by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
Midwest
1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states:
Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kansas
Missouri
2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line.
The climate is extreme but the people are moderate.
Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kansas
Missouri
2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line.
The climate is extreme but the people are moderate.
Midwest by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
Juicy Lucy
Alcoholic beverage prepared by mixing:
2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)
2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)
Juicy Lucy by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
Harvey Wallbanger
Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:
Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.
Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.
Harvey Wallbanger by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
retroblivious
Being unaware that ones fashion sense is out of style. A harsh word for someone who is retroblivious is a retro retard.
retroblivious by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004