AbnormalBoy's definitions

nom de blog

Pseudonym used by an author of a blog.

My real name is Sam. Online, folks know me by my nom de blog, Frankenchrist.

by AbnormalBoy September 19, 2006

404

Nothingness in place of desired information.

Antonym: 411

Father: Son, where are you going?

Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.

Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?

Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

(door slams)

by AbnormalBoy May 30, 2005

dot communist

Someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.

"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"

by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

chicks with dicks

See the movie "Clerks" by director Kevin Smith to hear this phrase in a good context.

It's hermaphroditic porn! It's "Chicks with Dicks 47".

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004

Pseudocybersimiansymbiosis

Pseudo: fake, false

Cyber: computers or robotics

Simian: monkeys

Symbiosis: mutual


The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.

At first, the advent of augmented monkeys seemed beneficial for humanity but a sinister conspiracy on behalf of the "little metallic furry friends" soon became apparent. The realization of the pseudocybersimiansymbiosis was too late.

by AbnormalBoy February 21, 2005