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anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.
Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!
by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004
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dyscourse

The newlyweds didn't understand each other. After so much dyscourse, they decided to divorce.
by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004
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The Last Word

I have TLW now!
Eat Me!!!!
by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
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seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.
"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."
by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004
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pre-madonna

A very young prima donna.

It is a play on words that uses "Madonna", the name of a pop-music star who is a prima donna of the highest order.

Pre-madonnas cannot help they way they are because their parents spoiled them and they are still developing their personalities.
My niece is a pre-Madonna. All she has to do is whine and her parents give her what she wants.
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005
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gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
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autodefenestration

The act of throwing oneself out a window.

From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
Fred's emotional pain led to his autodefenestration.
by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004
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