Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.
Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.
Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.
by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004
A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.
The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.
The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.
Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.
Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.
Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.
by AbnormalBoy October 14, 2004
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 03, 2004
by AbnormalBoy September 03, 2004
Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.
2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.
2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.
2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.
2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"
2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"
2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2004
Dance dogs perform while trapping a cherished item in its jaws. Made famous by the great Labrador Retriever, Grogan’s Majestic Marley of Churchill, the dance is characterized by a quivering body and a side-to-side bobbing of the head.
The dance’s intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.
The dance’s intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.
I was wondering where I had placed my wristwatch when I witnessed my beloved Mastiff doing the Marley Mambo
by AbnormalBoy January 18, 2006