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Definitions by AbnormalBoy

welfare queen 

1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.

2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!

2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
welfare queen by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004

bumper thumper 

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."
bumper thumper by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004

fragadellic 

Adjective pertaining to personal computer or game console that is well suited for violent computer games (see frag).
"Damn! You've got the latest hardware on your system...very fragadellic!'
fragadellic by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
Outdated version of the BASIC programming language which came packaged with Windows version 3.1.

The language provided an easy way to create graphics, though limited to 4-bit colors and 640 by 480 resolution.

Although the "Q" stood for "quick" the only thing quick thing about QBASIC was the time to program. The language was interpreted, rather than compiled, severely retarding program execution speed.

The language is still adequate for novice programmers. However, learners who master the basics of QBASICS should graduate to Visual Basic, a much more flexible and faster language that inherited much of QBASIC's syntax.
"I've learned to program graphics with QBASIC but, finding the language too limited, made the easy transition to Visual Basic."
qbasic by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

Oral Office 

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.
Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.
Oral Office by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
1) One more than 136.
2) ROUNDED OFF inverse of the fine structure constant (0.007297351 +/- 0.000000006), which is a product of two physical constants and measures the strength with which subatomic particles interact with one another and with light. Appreciated by physicists but not physicians.
The room number for the lounge in the Physics department is 137, in honor of the fine structure constant.
137 by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

calculus 

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.
"I'm taking AP Calculus my senior year. I think it'll give me more options for college."
calculus by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004