AaRoN's definitions

dirty dick

When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.

Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.

by Aaron December 19, 2003

Conzored

Combanation Of conquered an Pizowned

Fumetsu Neko Conzored j00'r n00b ass with da shotty. what now beaches. suck my azn ass!!!!!!!!!111111

by Aaron March 17, 2005

TLF

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".

"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."

by Aaron February 18, 2003

play war

to perform oral sex

Guy: Hey, wanna play war?
Girl: Hows that?
Guy: I'll lay down on the ground while you blow the hell outa me!

by aaron June 6, 2004