AYB's definitions

s3xy

Improper spelling of "sexy". This word is most likely used by the Internet nerd community.

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by AYB February 10, 2003

RIAA

Acronyms:
Record Industry Assholes of America.
Rich Idiots Abusing Artists.
Really Irritating Anal Aneurisms
Raping Independent Artists Anally
Record Industry Always Antagonizes

The record industry's re-enactment of George Orwell's "1984". The evil entity that controls 90% of all music in America, and a rapidly-growing percentage of music worldwide. The oppressor of real musicians, and those who are tired of paying ridiculous prices for 1-good-song/14-shitty-songs CDs. Thanks to the RIAA, musicians can't profit from their works until 75+ years after they are dead.

Fuck the RIAA! I can't even post my own goddamn MP3s on my website without them trying to sue my ass off!

by AYB February 9, 2003

aliens

An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.

Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.

by AYB October 17, 2003

politics

The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.

by AYB April 27, 2003

drought

A period of time when there is little or no rain.

Arizona is now going through yet another year of drought.

by AYB March 11, 2003

read between the lines

What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.

While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.

by AYB October 18, 2003

tekken

A crappy fighting game made by NAMCO, the same company which made Pacman.
A cheap knockoff of SEGA's Virtua Fighter, except that it also borrows poorly from CAPCOM's Street Fighter. Favored by button-mashers who can't play videogames because of its cheap combo system, one-hit knockouts, and lack of physics.

I played Tekken Jag Tournament on the Playstation 2.

by AYB February 24, 2003