ASSHOLE's definitions

blarney stone

my ass .

kiss the blarney stone

by asshole January 21, 2004

kwicherbichin

quit your bitchin

you... kwicherbichin!

by asshole January 21, 2004

constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!

why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.

by asshole January 21, 2004

allderan

n :the capital city of the republic in star wars

we are on are way to allderan

by asshole January 30, 2004

loose meat sandwhich

Term used to describe the genitalia of a woman whose been penetrated with hostile force many times over a long period of time.

Man 1: "Dude, did you really go home with that w.m. girl Jen last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah I did bro, but I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw her loose meat sandwhich

by AssHole April 4, 2005

pos

Another gay instant messenger abbreviation created by losers with no life. Means "parent over shoulder." Used to tell the other person that your mom/dad is looking so don't type anything you wouldn't want them to see.

ChEeRcHiCk289: omg lyk u no who is lyk so hott?
SeXiPriNcEsS542: pos
ChEeRcHiCk289: um....what is our math homework
SeXiPriNcEsS: ok he left
ChEeRcHiCk289: oMg! josh is soOo hott and i gave him head yesterday because im a slutty little cheerleader!

by Asshole November 8, 2003

fuckle

to have sex with a man with a small penis. it's more like tickling, really.
fuck+tickle=fuckle

i had sex wit dude but his dick was miniscule...we fuckled.

by asshole January 21, 2004