ASHLEY's definitions

Spomfy

The word you call your fat old ugly teacher if he really starts to get on your nerves.

Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."

by Ashley December 11, 2004

Wabbatinoz

the girl who sits next to me in chorus, that isnt vanessa

vanesssa wabbatinoz loves ........
The girl who reminds me a lot of another vanessa.

by Ashley January 24, 2004

jelly bracelets

bracelets that are harmless, and worn mostly by punks and goths.

this is getting rediculus!! their banned from my skool, just because my bf played a joke with me... when i was walking down the hall he broke one and was joking around like he was about to do it with me.. and it just so happened the principle walked by and we both got suspended, and got jelly bracelets banned from skool.

by Ashley January 30, 2004

myaare

A random word used when nothing else comes in to your mind. Also possibly a word of the globally renound chav vocabulary.

Darren:"What are you doing tonight"
You:"Myaare"

A female chav: "I hate that Sharon, shes a proper myaare"

by Ashley January 28, 2005

pharrell

The sexiest man alive .. one half of the neptunes .. one third of N*E*R*D* .. plus part of Star Trak .. oh yeaahh .. Did i mention he's the sexiest, hottest, most talented man alive!!!

neptizzle ... "I was just frontin" .. "You can't be me, im a rock star" ... He's just hot!!!!

by Ashley January 26, 2004

fetch

Adj. Variation and shortening of the word 'fetching'. Used to describe something cool and trendy. General usage by females, teeny-boppers. You can almost hear it replied with "Like, totally!" Coined by the movie 'Mean Girls'.

"That new store, Siblings, is SO fetch!"

by Ashley May 21, 2004

fuckin alrite

Goldie looking chain- When something is better than good!

"I'll tell you what that is clart!"
"What is it spa?!"
"Its fuckin alllllrite!"

by Ashley April 6, 2005