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Definitions by ASESSINO

Super Mario 

The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!
Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
Super Mario by ASESSINO April 29, 2004

Bart Simpson 

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.
Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
Bart Simpson by ASESSIno April 25, 2004
Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.
Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!
13 by ASESSINO April 11, 2004
In graffiti, its when someone slashes someone else and dosent bother to write his name next to the slash because they are lil' bitchez.
Fuk! Some fukn faggit busted a leva and slashed me!
leva by ASESSINO March 26, 2004
Any bitchass marika affiliated with XIV.
"Shit happens muthafucker
Shouldn't haved rolled in the South
Now your dead lil Chap
Time to piss in your mouth
Just remember where your at
Killa Kali your done
Its big bad Sureno Gs
Southside number ONE!"
chapete by ASESSINO March 2, 2004
Mexican slang for a fairly large penis like the one I bear.
Hoe: Ay Papi que Pitote tienes. Metemelo por atras!
Guy: Lo que tu quieras Mami!
Pitote by ASESSINO February 2, 2004
In spanish it's what you get high with. Mota
I got the yesca, roll it up and just blaze it!
yesca by ASESSINO January 30, 2004