ASESSINO's definitions

Ralph

Ralph Wiggum. The stupidest character on The Simpsons.

It tastes like burning.

by ASESSINO January 30, 2004

13

Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.

Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!

by ASESSINO April 11, 2004

Super Mario

The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!

Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!

by ASESSINO April 29, 2004

yesca

In spanish it's what you get high with. Mota

I got the yesca, roll it up and just blaze it!

by ASESSINO January 30, 2004

chapete

Any bitchass marika affiliated with XIV.

"Shit happens muthafucker
Shouldn't haved rolled in the South
Now your dead lil Chap
Time to piss in your mouth
Just remember where your at
Killa Kali your done
Its big bad Sureno Gs
Southside number ONE!"

by ASESSINO March 2, 2004

leva

In graffiti, its when someone slashes someone else and dosent bother to write his name next to the slash because they are lil' bitchez.

Fuk! Some fukn faggit busted a leva and slashed me!

by ASESSINO March 26, 2004

Sur

1.The southern part of California and other states inhabited by Surenos.
2. 13

Some Surenos encountered a Norteno and blasted his ass!

by ASESSINO January 30, 2004