ANOnyMous's definitions

Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

anal retentive

Person/persons who obviously have something stuck up their butt, but (no pun intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else! These people also must have everything "just so" and if it isn't, oh there's gonna be anal retentive hell to pay, (i.e. nagging, bitching, complaining, delegating tasks/chores, and other various bossy crap too long to mention here.

He/she is so anal retentive they freak out at the sight of anything that isn's "just so"

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

cracka

A defamatory statement from the 1970s, primarily used for caucasion males. See also wordhonkey/word and wordjive turkey/word.

That cracka stole my pinto while I was getting my food stamps and welfare!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

King Kahuna

A man (Take notes people, MAN, say it with me, MAN) who generously donated a server to a boy names voogru. After voogru ran his server for a week or two (The game TFC), he decided to switch it to NS, a fair mod for half-life, definetly not the best. After a few arguments, he decided to stop hosting his servers, and, after a few immature pranks, he took a mod for half-life, made by voogru, without permission.

He was flamed by many people (www.voogru.com), and everyone acted VERY immature, while saying stuff like "omg king si a dick look at his ghey ass im going to mess up his computr). Ironic, eh?

Player: Let's just leave king alone to run his servers in peace, ok? Stop acting immature.

ihatekingOLOLOL!: Hoew ab out NO!!!11 OLOLOL!!!1

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Bluejack

To send an unsolicited message or 'Contact' file from your own mobile telephone to another mobile telephone, via the 'Bluetooth' short-range radio service.

I am going to bluejack everyone within a 10m radius!

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

fanny

US definition. Arse. Can lead to many amusing misunderstandings between atlantic cousins

She has a great fanny.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

g2g

1) G2G, Groins2Grab

1) Man I like his penis, G2G!!!

by Anonymous January 17, 2003