shag bag

A Shag Bag is a rucksack or other small bag which contains condoms and sex toys to be handy at any time and any place.

Let me reach for my shag bag, baby!

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Computer

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Penis

Suppose to be long, but on most losers, it isn't..

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

dogsex

Oral, manual or penetrative sexual relations with canine(s). Fun for all the family.

'My dogs got no nose.'

'How does it smell?'

'It doesn't matter, it's got an eight inch cock that is more than enough for my distended cunt.'

by Anonymous October 02, 2003

Fadunk

(v.) to smack someone in the face with a penis that has recently ejaculated to leave a mushroom print. loads of fun.

Haha Jeff fell asleep and Matt fadunked him! I always thought those two were weird. Fadunk! Fadunkity dunk dunk dunk.

by anonymous November 29, 2003

GROGAN

it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off

oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday

by anonymous November 05, 2003