ANONYMOUS's definitions

AOL

the slowest of all internet service providers.

America Online. As Slow as a turtle.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

gouch

thegouch in my foot hurts

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

cozy

to cuddle

my boyfriend and i always cozy on the couch

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

sperm

a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber

Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

McDonalds

Restaurant that's sued by fat ass bitches for making them fat even though the fat ass order five supersized meals a day.

Eat responsibly.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.

That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.

Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003