ANDY's definitions

martha stewart

A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.

By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.

by andy March 17, 2004

penis

Slang word for dick, sometimes used by doctors and scientists.

Does anyone really call it a "penis", apart from doctors and scientists?

by Andy April 27, 2004

card face

A word used to describe someone who is overly obessed with trading cards.

My brother is a card face. He buys new Yu-gi-oh cards every weekend. He wastes a lot of money to get more cards he already has.

by Andy May 13, 2005

rx bandits

RX BANDITS
Location: Southern California.
Label: Drive Thru Records
Music/Style: Strong political and social messages through intese lyrics. Has evolved from strong ska roots into completely indescribable style. Definately not an emo band.

The Rx Bandits are the most amazing live band I have ever seen.

by Andy April 20, 2004

bigfoot

a refering to a large harry persian woman

your wife is a big foot guss!!!you tooka big foot out of the woods and maried her guss!!

by andy January 12, 2004

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003

Shine

to blow up, to be on top

Itz time for me to shine.

by Andy November 18, 2003