To pwnterbate is the act of creating many little pwns from your pwnstick. This usually happens after seeing many pwnbies and pwnginas.
by Andrew January 04, 2005

1. A tard who walks around asking chicks for help with their homework. They can be seen a block away by their shiny bald head.
2. When a chick licks the top of a dude's penis to make it nice and shiny.
2. When a chick licks the top of a dude's penis to make it nice and shiny.
"Hide here comes that shinehead"
by Andrew February 13, 2004

A car that is really meant to just get people from point A to B. Yet, there are some people out there that see a "hidden" performance package. Regardless if it's a type R or type SIR, it's still a torqueless car. Some people actually spend 5 thousand on a old pos civic, then spend another 10-20 grand on the car to make it look "cool" and "fast" when in reality, they could have just spent that money on a real car, saved the money and moved out from living in their parents basement.
Bill: Daym check out Eric in his civic, he spent 5gs on that turbo alone and another 7 on that type R engine!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!
by Andrew May 07, 2004

by andrew October 02, 2004

To take up space unnessaryily or to force many objects into a small space as to defy the laws of physics.
by Andrew November 06, 2004

by andrew May 13, 2005

A go-kart that looks very similar to a japanese car, but it sounds the same, and goes just as fast as a go cart. It has
1) Very large rims
2) Huge Spoiler
3) Less horsepower than a lawnmower
4) All of Which is pushing about as much torque as a hamster wheel
5)Not to mention all the other crap, such as body kits, and decals
Oh and yes, Skylines, and 350z's are also rice
See also: Rice rocket, rice cooker
Money spent on performance< Money spent on car< Money spent on body kits and some other stuff like that<Money spent on rims
1) Very large rims
2) Huge Spoiler
3) Less horsepower than a lawnmower
4) All of Which is pushing about as much torque as a hamster wheel
5)Not to mention all the other crap, such as body kits, and decals
Oh and yes, Skylines, and 350z's are also rice
See also: Rice rocket, rice cooker
Money spent on performance< Money spent on car< Money spent on body kits and some other stuff like that<Money spent on rims
by Andrew March 27, 2005
