ANDREW's definitions

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006

Hot

something pleasesnt, cool, or nice

You heard that new song? that song is hot.

by Andrew October 15, 2006

Jeet Preet

Immigrant customers who enter electronic stores and want to barter or get a 'jeet preet double deap deal' on their purchase.

In many circumstances, Jeet Preet's will suprisingly purchase a product. Unfortunately for commission salesman on the 14th day of a retailers return policy they will ask for a complete refund!

Trev Jeet is a Golden Preet!

or

I want a Jeet Preet Double Deep Deal!

by Andrew August 23, 2006

tomatoe soup

Tomatoe soup or eating tomatoe soup is slang for going down on a female while she is on her period.

"I would go down on you but i dont like tomatoe soup."

by Andrew June 25, 2006

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew June 22, 2006

Meat Tent

The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.

The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!

by Andrew June 21, 2006

Suburbia

Hey kids, Suburbia ain't that bad. Be thankful for the roof over your head, you whiny tools, or move to Somalia or something.

Look at those angst-ridden brats go on and on about how they hate their comfortable lives in Suburbia just because some weedy little emo thug on MTV told them to.

by Andrew June 20, 2006