ANDREW's definitions

Hot

something pleasesnt, cool, or nice

You heard that new song? that song is hot.

by Andrew October 15, 2006

hamsamich

H omosexual A nd M arried S traight A rea in Michigan. Otherwise known as Gaylord.

Last weekend we were driving through the hills of HamsaMich and these two gay married straight guys jumped on our car trying to get us to give them a Rusty Trombone. see rusty trombone.

by Andrew January 20, 2004

drink bleach

Verb. To call another gay.

Gay person: This is fabulous!!!!
Me: Drink bleach

by Andrew March 7, 2005

Yesyoufeckinwill

What the tea boy gets told if he starts to argue abotu making the coffee.

"No, I'm not. I made it already"

"Yesyoufeckinwill!"

by Andrew March 7, 2005

bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.

boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay

by andrew August 10, 2004

soak

Driving a bus very closely to the previous bus on the route. This causes the driver of the bus behind you on the route to pick up all the passengers you should have.

Having a double load of passengers in your bus makes it hot and everyone including you prespires. You get soaked.

"Dave's gonna be pissed at me. I soaked him all the way up to the loop."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 2, 2004