ANDREW's definitions

Marine Corps

Where were the navy seals during any of the last major conflicts??? That's OK the Marines will secure the perimiter so you can conduct your BUDS training in your purple g-strings. Fuck A navy seal.

The Marine Corps has protected this great nation and Many others for 230 years now. So go ahead and talk shit you fucking squid.

by Andrew April 14, 2005

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckamonkey

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

by Andrew May 13, 2005

hypermobilic

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

by andrew February 10, 2003

car wash

when you titty-fuck a girl backwards and she licks your ass

yo B i took my girl to the car wash last night

by andrew May 13, 2005

prawn cutlet

To ejaculate on the face of the blowjober and throw sand on the deposit. The sand therefore sticking to the face and hence looking like a prawn cutlet. (Perfomed at the beach)

"she wouldn't swallow so i had to give her the prawn cutlet"

by Andrew May 18, 2004

ibbt

In before best threads.

<eXCeSS> hrm, a topic called "i figured out how to make homemade gummy worms"
<eXCeSS> HOLY SHIT HAHAHAAH IBBT
<prozium> Where'd my toothbrush go?

by Andrew February 9, 2005