A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)
It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".
It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.
Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.
It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".
It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.
Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.
"You motherfucker! how could you!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"
by andrew October 27, 2002

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.
Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.
Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.
Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.
by Andrew May 23, 2003

1. When you wear flannel boxers in the summer and your ass crack sweats.
2. When someone spreads a healthy portion of mayonaise in your ass crack.
2. When someone spreads a healthy portion of mayonaise in your ass crack.
by Andrew January 13, 2005

A girl whom you wouldn't mind dating. They are of adequate looks, and their personallity dictates wheather they're hot or not.
Andrew: Hey Zach look at that girl next to Catherina, shes a sorta kinda girl.
Zach: Yeah I talked to her and shes really cool, shes pretty hot if you ask me.
Zach: Yeah I talked to her and shes really cool, shes pretty hot if you ask me.
by Andrew December 18, 2004

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty
by Andrew May 13, 2005

by andrew December 01, 2004
