ANDREW's definitions

betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and then mash it in with your dick rapidly

Hey, did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher??

by Andrew March 18, 2005

deal

super crazy sketch more than just normal skecthy behavior

damn that deal broad attacked a tow truck and gogate

by andrew December 13, 2003

Yesyoufeckinwill

What the tea boy gets told if he starts to argue abotu making the coffee.

"No, I'm not. I made it already"

"Yesyoufeckinwill!"

by Andrew March 7, 2005

drink bleach

Verb. To call another gay.

Gay person: This is fabulous!!!!
Me: Drink bleach

by Andrew March 7, 2005

gast

A man with a rather large stomach

Check out the gast on that guy!

by Andrew October 6, 2003

nemt

The f'ing man. He is the greatest. He has an amazing website, and he's the coolest person on deadjournal.

I wish I were like nemt, man..that would be sweet!

by Andrew January 7, 2004

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew September 7, 2008